Ima dress up!!! (Germany x reader)

"Vhat iz it ___?" Ludwig entered the house from returning from his morning exercise.

"I'm gonna dress up!!" You jumped up and down.

"Und vhat does have to do Vith Mein?"

"You didn't let me finish yet. I'm going to dress up in nyotalia Germany!!!" You squeal.

"Vhat iz nyotalia?" He asked as he sat down on the couch

" nyotalia means genderbents also meaning if your a guy in this world then your a female in the other!" You explained.

"Und vhat do you know about ze other me?" He asked in confusion

" well her name is Monica, blond hair, blue eyes very fit like you. Also she got very big jugs. But not as big as Ukraine's." you smiled

"..." He faceplamed

"Oh and by the way, i need to raid your closet for clothes to fit these bad boys" you pointed at your breast.

"You called vhem boys?"

"Uh huh it cause they're very squis-" Ludwig blocks your mouth with his leather glove.

"Don't...say...anymore.." He blushed red.

"Also don't open ze black box."

"Don't worry your little mind about it luddy, your perverted box is sure to be kept untouch." You salute.

Ludwig twitched.

You ran up stairs to his room. Grab a spare Berlin cross necklace, his green hat, also his green tie. Then you opened your draws and got out, headphones that had a 20 sign on the sides, a black sport bra , a long green trench jacket and military track pants. Let say you grabed out light blue contacts lenses as well

A light bulb switch on and order your hands to grab 'LUDWIG PERVERTED BOX' and pull out a whip.

' I'm sure he wouldn't notice it missing.' You mentally laughed.

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"Luddy as your commander I order you to stare" you yelled in front of him.

"Ah...__ you do know your jacket iz open right?" He blushed.

"Ja" your eyes blink but your facial expression was the same.

"Und your just vearing a sport bra.."

"Ja" you cross your arms in front of your chest.

"VEST I CAME TO GET MY Gam-- WOAH WHO ZE HOTTIE VEST?!" Gilbert interrupted.

You turn around on your heels.

Gilbert had a nosebleed and a shock expression

"__?" 

"Ja your correct Gil"

"Vest why ze hell iz zhe vearing a sport bra? Also nice boys" he pointed at your breasts.

"Danke now get out before I use my whip." You grab the handel.

"Eh?!?! VEST SHE WENT THROUGH YOUR PERVERTED THINGS KESESESE" he laughed.

You turned back towards Ludwig who also had a nosebleed.

"___ in the bed room now.." His eyes were full with lust.

"Ok soldier Germany!" You saluted.